A cooling fan of a printer. Pretty normal, right? But that's what they want you to think.
The Truth[]
It's a cooling fan of a printer, but not a normal printer: The glorious printer. The glorious printer ended up being way too powerful, so it divided its power into 2 parts: the printer itself and the cooling fan.
The fan keeps the printer cool, so it doesn't overheat after making lots of evil moves.
Fandom Rebrand[]
For fans, by fans. That's what they said, but no! Look at this:
You know that the platform is named
FANDOM
But what if...
FAN DOM
Not enough? Well...
FAN DOMINATION
That's right, the cooling fan's mission is total world control
This article uses material from the “Fan” article on the Conspiracy Wiki at Fandom and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike License.