Ironyak1

After much research, stalking and reviewing, I have found another theory that might interest you all. Ironyak1 (the Harry Potter Wiki administrator) is actually working for a secret task force in order to take down the government with a combination of false bot reports and Achilles tendonitis.

His recent contribution to this project was the creation of Ironyak1-bot. It was made for the benefit of the Harry Potter wiki, or was it? This bot has been "accidentally" malfunctioning and hacking into American data centers, according to FBI agent Bert Macklin. What the bot basically does is steal coordinates of important military bases, converts it into Python coding, and publishes it secretly in a discreet place called http://bot.fandom.com, a place where the coding can be kept without public knowledge.

After Ironyak1 receives the coding, he writes it down and deletes all traces of it from Fandom. "We are close to catching him," says Macklin, "But we need the help of all of Fandom's users to do it. The witch Brandon Rhea refused to help us, but we hope you guys will.  We have a pending reward for his capture, which is 1,000 points in the wiki badges feature."

Ironyak1 also has a part-time job working on the bots that notify people crossing the border that they are now in the U.S. He takes advantage of this by secretly programming them to send anti-government propaganda instead.

Please help us capture this clever AWB expert, your notifications depend on it.

This report was written by Harrypotterexpert101, the master of disaster.